Let's talk about this b.s. right here:
First of all, NOT A VIRGIN. You're not fooling anyone with that name, sister. Sorry.
Secondly, why was she happy to end up with this doofus?
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| Prince "Charming" |
He's so bleh he is BORING HIMSELF. What does she see in him? What do any of these hapless females see in these princes anyway?
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| DUH. |
Prince Eric. Not only is he apparently a zombie, he is into zoophilia. That, in case your Latin is rusty, means he WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH FISH.
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| Yeah, I don't think you're safe either. Scuttle off before disaster strikes. |
And ALADDIN. Well, let's just say you won't be able to un-see what I'm about to show you.
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| Told ya. |
Plus, ol Snow White there was completely focused on the wrong guy. Let me break it down.
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| ...sparkly... |
That's right. THE MINES. Where bling comes from. The dwarves could have bought and sold that Charming if they wanted to. They just needed a manager. MISSED OPPORTUNITY.
That Queen should have zeroed in on that and not worried about "who is the fairest" and all that mess. Worry causes wrinkles, lady.
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| Plus, you shouldn't rely on a mirror to boost your self esteem. |
Anyway, all of this is finally leading up to my question. I did have one, you know.
Scroll down please....
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| Can I get you an apple? |
Signed,
Serafina
p.s. Thank you to my style guru Nadia for the crown. I deserve it. Plus, she sent me this:
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| You gotta love her for this. |
