The beautiful princess struck a tragic yet graceful pose, her long red legs...
Hmmm.... carmine? Claret?
Maybe they're russet.... Copper! Yes.. her long long copper legs glowed in the su..
Hey. BUG! Don't defile the royal copper legs, YOU MORON!
Hello, Mother. Was there something? No?
CRICKET!! GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF MY PHOTOSHOOT!!
