I'm throwing my name in there, because that group of old farts doesn't have such a great track record.
My platform:
1. No more buggering little kids. You would have thought this was a no brainer.
2. Women in the priestesshood, obviously.
3. No marriage for clergy because we want these people to be happy, dammit.
4. Forget this no meat on Friday business. I want to get my bacon on 7 days a week.
5. Birth control mandatory for the stoopid. The rest of you can breed responsibly if you want.
6. The hats and shoes can stay but that ROBE. Just... no.
7. I'm still sleeping in on Sundays so carry on without me.
8. Margaritas at the Vatican every Saturday night. We're getting a disco ball.
Signed,
Serafina
Popessina Serafina
ReplyDeleteI vote for thou!
ReplyDeleteHee hee hee! Even the statue will have to bow and scrape before you, your Popeness!
ReplyDeleteBunny
The pointy popey hatty thingy..? So YOU, your divaness!! And yes, you could do better than the old farts in your [beauty] SLEEP!!
ReplyDeleteAll Hail! (or whatever they say to a pope...) Live long and prosper??
-Roo