It has come to my attention that you don't know what day my birthday is. I was, as you say, a "stray". Perhaps you have not considered that I was merely on walkabout, looking for a likely mark.
Funny how that worked out.
Let me take this opportunity to choose a date for YOU to celebrate ME. I choose April 1.
That's correct, April Fools' Day. As a reminder that the universe loves to play a good prank. Joke's on you, Mother.
Now.. on to my demands. I will need a new bed, of course....
Here is one option for you. I'd like it in pink.
One of these Swarovski dog thrones would also do. In pink.
Were you aware Vivienne Westwood made dog clothes?
Now you are. Don't forget the bubbly.
A new collar, of course...
52 carats. Adequate.
And a house, because this place is fine for a greyhound. But for me? No.
Ah... much better. In pink.
Signed,
Serafina
*Takes list to CopyQuik, makes a dozen, laminates all, posts six in own house, mails six to Serafina's servants for prominent placement*
ReplyDeleteThank you, aaaaaand - You're welcome.
-Roo
The laminate implies the list will be up a long time. Surely not?
DeleteSerafina, shouldn't every day be a celebration of your birth? Why limit yourself to one day? You should be worshiped with gifts every day!
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P.S. I'd like one of each in pink, too!
Bunny, you INTRODUCED me to pink. xoxo
DeleteSerafina, you make girls look awesome! Thank you and Happy Birthday a bit early!
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