Sunday, December 16, 2012

Bow Down Bitches

Mother brought home something she refers to as a "greyhound statue."

I think it's clear this magnificent being is far superior to a mere greyhound.

I call her Anif, and she is my deity.

When I counter surf roasted potatoes right out of the pan, it is in service to Anif.
When I speak sharply to my servants, it is because it pleases Anif.
When I attempt to nudge Mother out of the bed at night, it is because Anif told me to.

Anif is watching.

Especially you. She's keeping an eye on you.

6 comments:

  1. Marvelous! We need an Anif here! :-)

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  2. Ooooo! We have an Anif here, outside on the porch. I believe it's time she move into the house!

    Bunny

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    1. Definitely!! Once inside she can keep an eye on your servants. It's better than a nanny cam.

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