Yes, I'm addressing you directly. I've seen your jewelry.
You're definitely my tribe, bitch. |
Now that you've knocked out this same sex issue, can we get interspecies marriage on the docket next?
No, I don't want to marry anyone. Let's be clear. BUT.... I want people to think they have a CHANCE to marry me. Because you get the best gifts when someone wants to put a ring on it.
Ask this one. She knows. |
There's no one I'm interested in currently. But someday... someday soon... some smart scientist is going to genetically engineer a squirrel/lizard combination. A squirrel who drops their tail when they're under stress and grows a new one.
"Bushy snack farm" |
Hopefully it will be blingier than this. |
And when those marvelous things happen, I require engagement presents from them. And I don't want something like species to get in the way of my gift getting.
So hook a bitch up, Ruth.
Signed,
Serafina
p.s. Include fictional characters too. I've got a certain special someone in mind.
p.p.s. To any stupid sentimental Canadian brindle souls that might be lingering about... this is all about the swag. ;)